Combining Seemingly Unrelated Stuff

Combining Seemingly Unrelated
Issues, Ideas, Characters

Make a list of pairs of issues or incidents or people or anything else and see what ideas they spark from you. Some examples: Internet stalker + fake Hollywood agent = ? Serial killer + Christmas holiday = ? Animal activist + Circus clown = ? Trailer park mama + Wall Street Journal = ? Gang violence + country line dancing = ? Trick-or-Treating + Big Corporate corruption = ? Huge highway accident pile-up + fertilizer = ? Kindergarten classroom + air pollution = ? Contaminated milk + nursing home = ? Hot Rod car + C.P.A. = ? Manicured front lawn + carbon monoxide = ? Global warming + football stadium = ? Honest Congressperson + broken traffic light = ? Pizza deliveryman + computer hacker = ? A fake messiah + plagairizing newspaper reporter = ? Motel manager + church volunteer = ? Racial profiling + telemarketer = ? ... you get the idea. If you come up with a paragrah or scene or story or just a simple answer, please share it here in the Comments section.